We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
tell me about the fingering
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