your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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