absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Mom said you looked used
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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