please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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