Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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