Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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