Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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