Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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