you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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