That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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