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  • Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Apr 6, 11 at 3:38pm

    There's really no reason to practice safe sex when f*cking a container of cool whip.

  • Submitted by colan08 on Apr 6, 11 at 2:12pm

    The more you know. *star shoots across the screen*

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      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:41pm

      that's not a shooting star in this case...

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        Submitted by RyanM on Apr 7, 11 at 1:05pm

        aww.... well, thats some beautiful imagery.

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        Submitted by colan08 on Apr 7, 11 at 9:20pm

        ha ha

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 6, 11 at 3:11pm

    Pretty sure that's why you're supposed to lick it all off first

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    Submitted by fairamar on Apr 6, 11 at 2:16pm

    Saving for future reference...

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    Submitted by jibbs91 on Apr 6, 11 at 2:02pm

    Good to know

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    Submitted by jvmssi on Apr 6, 11 at 8:46pm

    Used whipped cream not whipped oil

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      Submitted by countessmarie on Apr 6, 11 at 10:43pm

      haha the cool whip commercial: cream, or oil?

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    Submitted by BABY_IM_BLONDE on Apr 6, 11 at 2:26pm

    I dont get why there would be whipped cream on a condom. Its better just on the actual skin. Put the condom on after all of that

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 6, 11 at 2:48pm

      I'm thinking someone didn't finish eating before they started in on the next step....

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    Submitted by Darth_Taco on Apr 7, 11 at 12:55am

    Considering that whipped cream has oil and most condoms are made out of latex...It shocks me how this isn't common sense.

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    Submitted by FckDuckFaces on Apr 7, 11 at 7:47am

    Yeah. Or maybe your fat @$$ did

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    Submitted by fairamar on May 1, 11 at 1:31am

    Server: Oil, or cream? OP: Mmmmm, oil cause I got no common sense!! :D

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    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 7, 11 at 10:22am

    No that was just you biting through the fucking condom

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    Submitted by Aflac91 on Apr 7, 11 at 3:30am

    Your a effing idiot...

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    Submitted by snoodle99 on Jul 4, 11 at 5:41pm

    Hi I like penis...

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    Submitted by uchicago on Apr 7, 11 at 6:38pm

    actually a lot of oils don't eat through condoms (like the ones found in lube such as KY, etc) so I don't know why it would be common sense to assume all oils do, unless you just wanted to be on the safe side. Which in their case might not have been such a bad idea..

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      Submitted by idkroflmao on Apr 7, 11 at 11:36pm

      KY is water soluble as are all "personal lubricants." they aren't really oils. Anything oil based (not water soluble) is probably going to degrade a condom like vasaline, whipped cream (both are petroleum based), cooking oils, etc.

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        Submitted by skeezer on Apr 9, 11 at 12:01pm

        I don't think milk fat is a petroleum product...

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    Submitted by bunny420 on Apr 6, 11 at 10:03pm

    Gross

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    Submitted by ju5tino on Apr 6, 11 at 3:48pm

    Not a big deal. Just have to parent the baby for 18 years and live herpes forever. Totally worth the taste.