...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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