thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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