gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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