I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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