found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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