yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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