at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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