redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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