well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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