Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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