Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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