I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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