I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I woke up under a house in Key West
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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