WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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