dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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