I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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