I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one