I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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