why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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