I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do vagina's smell?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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