i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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