She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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Wonderboyo your a total buzz kill.
she must be some crazy person then...who would be put off by that?!
I love how people always complain about this app, do us all a favor and just delete it! I hate buzzkills! You should've known what kind of website this is, just because you're bitter about your life doesn't mean you have to bitch on here cause trust me, your conplaining does nothing to help
I know that area code, If you are 10th Mountain I completely understand.
If you ever become a parent: you will be amazed that she did not simply end you.\nThis app seems to be the recorded messages of useless drunks and dispensors of STD's. Not amusing at all once you have achieved actual adulthood.
I'm a 30 year old well-respected professional, and I find these texts far more hilarious now that I'm older. It reminds me of all my wacky, youthful indiscretions. Lighten up, I feel bad for whoever shares a home with you!
The youth will never understand the wisdom of old age but the old should not forget the foolishness of youth.
Staring at HER BABY'S breasts?!?!