The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
