ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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