The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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