Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Holy shit that sounds disgusting
Yum, brats marinading in failure, gotta love it
so wait, are you defending your case?!
If you're going to make beer brats..use something, ANYTHING better than keystone light...
Define "early as dick"? It does not make you "edgy" to pepper your dialogue with genitalia. Try being clever if you're going to use an ambiguous simile. All you've done is make your point convoluted and confusing.
LOL at "pepper your dialogue with genitalia"