i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The struggles of a small town man whore
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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