I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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