thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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