dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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