am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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