I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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