But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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