Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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