It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Randomize
