we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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