ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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