he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He? As in you personified your dick?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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