I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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