i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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