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  • 38 22
    Submitted by slothistotle on Jun 5, 13 at 8:07pm

    So these texts are actually pictures he sends you of his money shots in different colors and abstract shapes?

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      Submitted by dancr617 on Jun 7, 13 at 4:39pm

      I see what you did there :P wait isn't that rasterbation?

  • 32 24
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jun 6, 13 at 9:02am

    So he's going through his blue-ball period?

  • 36 38
    Submitted by kevxster on Jun 5, 13 at 4:59pm

    Picasso wasn't an author.

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      Submitted by dancr617 on Jun 7, 13 at 4:40pm

      ...his texts are like abstract masterpieces that one would enjoy masturbating to?

  • 28 31
    Submitted by sayntdavid on Jun 5, 13 at 4:08pm

    There is a u in masturbate.

    • 24 27
      Submitted by lurky_mclurk on Jun 5, 13 at 4:22pm

      He's such a master at jacking it, that for him it's "Master"batory!

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    Submitted by ZAK13 on Nov 11, 14 at 1:37pm

    I approve of this text