You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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