He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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