what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
be right there i have to get my cape
Randomize
