You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize