So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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