weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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