I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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